56Nomad
03-19-2003, 18:36
Sven &Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.
Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto
ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher and found it
classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him $300 a week employment
pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The
clerk explained, "Panty Sstitcher are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled
labor."
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts
them over his head and says, yah, diesel fitter." :D :D :D :D
unemployment office.
Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto
ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher and found it
classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him $300 a week employment
pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel
fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The
clerk explained, "Panty Sstitcher are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled
labor."
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Sven puts
them over his head and says, yah, diesel fitter." :D :D :D :D