Fuel mileage calculation

[C.K. Piquup]

I`ve been going over taxes(gathering reciepts,etc)and I want to share my method of calculating"FUEL" economy.First,I add-up all my fuel tickets($3,500),then figure my annual mileage(35,000mi.).I get a figure of $.10 per mile.Take the average cost of fuel in`03($1.50/gal.)and multiply by cost per mile for a figure of 15mpg,city/hiway.

[C.K. Piquup]

No comments,EH?I was hoping for some kind of reaction.It`s a joke,first of all.My gears were grinding,head was smokin`(something about them taxes)when it came to me.I try to find humor in my darker moments.I guess what I think is funny about it is it`s not too far off.Also,isn`t that what fuel economy comes down to,how much of your income goes to fuel?