All I want for Xmas is...

[Mark Rinker]

The ultimate twin turbo DMax K3500 long distance hauler. Dual 30 gallon fuel tanks underbody plus a good sized propane and NOS tanks stuffed in somewhere else. Huge 18" Alcoa wheels with highway tread wwwwide singles all the way around instead of duals - like the newer semis run in place of duals. Obnoxiously raised white letters. Three positon switch-on-the-fly tune from Kennedy Diesel labeled "Economy - Performance - Ludicrous Speed / NOS". Auto air ride. Wireless internet and GPS, DVD/CD changer. Power outlets everywhere, including inverter to power 110V items up to 2500 watts. Onboard pony-motor generator for preheated starts and overnight power. Hidden scabbards for deer rifle, shotgun and a .38 within reach at all times. Sunlight activated auto-tint glass. In-dash radar unit with optional cruise control deactivation and selectable 'ring-tone' alarms including classic sound bites from Hooper, Smokey and the Bandit, and The Dukes of Hazzard. Refridgerated center console. Lumbar support heated seats with built in massage function like Sharper Image chairs...and...and...

Other ideas?

[Craig M]

Super singles are great, but I would go with 22's or 19.5's, 18 is way to small.

[JohnC]

Can you say Kenworth?

[2tough2park]

[QUOTE=Mark Rinker]The ultimate twin turbo DMax K3500 long distance hauler. Dual 30 gallon fuel tanks underbody plus a good sized propane and NOS tanks stuffed in somewhere else. Huge 18" Alcoa wheels with highway tread wwwwide singles all the way around instead of duals - like the newer semis run in place of duals. Obnoxiously raised white letters. Three positon switch-on-the-fly tune from Kennedy Diesel labeled "Economy - Performance - Ludicrous Speed / NOS". Auto air ride. Wireless internet and GPS, DVD/CD changer. Power outlets everywhere, including inverter to power 110V items up to 2500 watts. Onboard pony-motor generator for preheated starts and overnight power. Hidden scabbards for deer rifle, shotgun and a .38 within reach at all times. Sunlight activated auto-tint glass. In-dash radar unit with optional cruise control deactivation and selectable 'ring-tone' alarms including classic sound bites from Hooper, Smokey and the Bandit, and The Dukes of Hazzard. Refridgerated center console. Lumbar support heated seats with built in massage function like Sharper Image chairs...and...and...

...capable of 30 miles per gallon.